sofapizza:

shit pingu, get it together.

sofapizza:

shit pingu, get it together.

sofapizza:

hahafunnylol:

Classic Fresh Prince insult.

what is this.. a cousin for ants?!

sofapizza:

hahafunnylol:

Classic Fresh Prince insult.

what is this.. a cousin for ants?!

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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did-you-kno:

Research shows that up to 50% of the water in your drinking glass was created over 4.5 billion years ago, which means that Earth’s water is older than the solar system, the sun, and the Earth itself.  Source

What does that even mean.

did-you-kno:

Research shows that up to 50% of the water in your drinking glass was created over 4.5 billion years ago, which means that Earth’s water is older than the solar system, the sun, and the Earth itself. Source

What does that even mean.

spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

helloyoucreatives:

New bendable iPhone.

helloyoucreatives:

New bendable iPhone.

aang-banged:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Fuuuuck lol

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Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

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iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)